Life and times of an astrophysist who is actually a former journalism student who is really a NERD nerdy retarded weird girl pretending to be an astrophysisist...mispelling INTENDED!

NERD nerdy retarded weird girl central...well mostly my mussings and random interludes whilst I am working towards getting a car and licence so my random adventures and time spent in Australia was worth while. It should be intersting Enjoy! While in Australia...I was sunburnt,went to Sydney and wrote my first novel. So far back in Canadia I have been couch hoping and meandering from city to city. More adventures to come. Hopefully they are as interesting as my Australia ones.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Eventhough there far away parents still know how to embarrass their children.. Just kidding I love you Mom! The Rest of My day

My mom may be far away, across the Pacific Ocean, but she can still embarrass me. She posted my baby pictures online in her blog for the whole entire world to see. I was shocked. I told Carol who was online at the time. She reacted with laughter.

Mom’s explanation

Me: Why did you post my baby pictures?
Mom: For my friends…there wasn’t any bad pictures
Mom: I can take them off then
Me: I know I just think its funny that’s all
Mom: Well I posted some of your brothers too
Me: Well that’s fair
Mom: Haven’t finished yet
Me: thinking: err… OK what’s next hopefully it isn’t my pictures from Grade 3 embarrassing
Mom: Well this way too honey if you wanted to show your friends pics of you when you were younger.
Me: Ah cool
Me: Sorry I didn't upset you did I?
Mom: no, I thought I upset you
Me: No I was just shocked is all
Mom: Lol okay
Mom:I omitted the one where your butt naked at the beach when you were three.
Me thinking: Thank you mom, wouldn’t want some perve getting his jollies from naked picture of me
Me: I was like what my mom posted my baby pictures.. I found it funny really

Carols reaction:

Me: Oh no my mom posted my baby pictures on her blog.
Carol: Ahahahaahhaha let me see so I can laugh some more.
Me: Noooooo!
I show her the blog.
Carol: You know you weren’t bad looking baby.
Me: Thank you.
Me: My Mom likes to embarrass me.
Carol: Yes, yes she does… hahaahahahah your mom is hilarious
Me: Yes, yes she is, of all the embarrassing things she could do.

This next conversation is proof that my mom likes to embarrass me. The first one was unintentional… this one was meant for laughs.

Sometime later….still looking at my moms blog, she posted pictures that I took in Australia. Justin and Joan have arrived. Shudders… just kidding

Me: Justin and Joan are here in the computer lab... there wondering how you got pictures of them lol
Me thinking: Justin and Joan are to dumb to figure out that maybe I gave her the pictures…
Mom: lol I am sneaky
Mom: Did they want them off.
Me thinking: Who cares? Leave them on mwhahahaahahaa
Me: No
Me: Justin said he was just wondering
Mom: Tell him I sent a spy camera over in your luggage and it stuck in your glasses too and its so small no one can see it
Me: He laughed
Me: It worked....(the pictures)
Mom: lol
Me:How dare you install it in my glasses you stalker
Mom: tell him I’m SERIOUS
Me:OK... I will I just did
Justin: (turns to me) I am reading what your mum said you don’t have to repeat it to me.
Me thinking: … excuse me? This is a private conversation. I wish Wild Will was real.(I had no idea he was reading it behind me.)
Mom: Nope just got to make sure you don’t have unsolicited sex while
Me: thinking: Oh… mom you have embarrassed me enough today. On a good note Justin and Joan are leaving. Mom is my hero after all. Who needs Wild Will.

The Rest of the last of the best....P.S Wild Will

Yesterday I was so bored… I decided to write myself a letter. I even drew the stamp on the envelope. I placed it outside at the from mail box. The reason for this… I haven’t been getting any mail for the past few days, so the managers of where I live told me to write myself a letter. They made fun of me because they didn’t think I would actually do it. I decided to write down my goals.

I have good news I got the job I applied for at Subs and Sushi. My friend Carol in Canada said, she thought I would be the “last person she thought would work at a sushi place.” Its pretty sweet. I start tomorrow at 11 a.m. There are no buses tomorrow; I was worried that I wouldn’t get there because the seat of my bike was gibbled. Luckily, today I thought to take some thing heavy and bash it back into place. I took one of Louie’s cooking pots. I am lucky I didn’t reck the pot. Louie never has to know. Mwhahahahahaha! Now I have a way to get there. It takes some of the pressure off. I am actually not as nervous about the job as I thought I would be, I think it’s because I have experience in the food industry. I remember the teachers at school telling me I don’t belong in this field, but it doesn’t really bother me, a job is a job.

My friend Carol is coming to visit me in Australia in February Yay! We’re going to cruise around Australia for a couple of weeks and if possible maybe even go to Japan. I saved the messenger conversation. So it is in writing. I’ll call it the …A.E.S.M Distance Friends Oath. I am holding it to her. I told her be positive and say she is coming to visit, not that she plans too come and visit.

Last night, I went to Amy’s good bye party, or should I say good luck party. I think it is funny she is going away to Canberra and she has a big party, not that she didn’t deserve it. I went to Australia and I there was nothing, but I guess I can count the dinner my Aunt made before I left. My Aunty Melodye’s is the best cook ever. I miss her cooking.

Today I went shopping with Amy and her friends Becky and Lisa. It was fun I guess. Becky and Lisa are really into clothing. They looked at like five or six fashion stores, with clothing that is way expensive. It started to get tiresome, but it wasn’t a bad thing. I went to Big W, which is kind of like Wal-Mart in Canada. I bought my brother a Harry Potter pencil case. I liked it so much I bought one for myself. It’s a pain in the butt to open though. I probably shouldn’t have got it. I also bought some really nice black pants for work at K-Mart.

I also found a little book called One Hundred Way to Say I Love You. Its not stomach turning sayings either. They are really sweet and sentimental ones.

For example:
“If ‘tis love to wish your near,To tremble when the wind I hear,Because at sea you floating rove;If of you to dream at night,To languish when you’re out of sight,If this be loving, then I love.- Charles Dibdin 1745-1814


Amy said...

Haha, melissa your so funny! I love the bit about Justin and Joan...priceless. Your mum is so cool, i mean it, you can tell her that. I think she's the coolest canadian mum ever, i can't say just mum in general cause then my mum would get offended! I hope you get to go to Japan with Carol. It would be an awesome experience, you'll just have to start saving! Last night was fun, i'm glad you came with me to Kumar's place...hahaha, multimedia guy!! Your so funny! Anyway, gotta go, have fun at work today!

Clever Queen said...

Ohh I she'll love that you called her that. I hope Carol and I get to go to Japan but it will still be fun just to hang out with her here in Australia. Yes yes Multimedia Guy, how embarrassing. I turned red. Last night was fun..
Melissa :)