Life and times of an astrophysist who is actually a former journalism student who is really a NERD nerdy retarded weird girl pretending to be an astrophysisist...mispelling INTENDED!

NERD nerdy retarded weird girl central...well mostly my mussings and random interludes whilst I am working towards getting a car and licence so my random adventures and time spent in Australia was worth while. It should be intersting Enjoy! While in Australia...I was sunburnt,went to Sydney and wrote my first novel. So far back in Canadia I have been couch hoping and meandering from city to city. More adventures to come. Hopefully they are as interesting as my Australia ones.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

A Product of my Procrastination

I eat my feelings!

Damn you and your cheese talk!

WHO ASKED YOU SQIUGGLEBUM?


Did you remember your sock spray? Otherwise learn how to swim.

Ugachaka!

I burn things…

Socks live in here!

Socks do NOT live here.


No Socks Allowed!

Nobody socks here anymore...

“Je suis un chef de doo de doo!”


“The world is like Big W. W unknown.”

“Free will would be eating the hats.”

“It’s so romantic. I need some rope.”

“Someone is having a barbeque.”

“You’re a house ninja.”

What does the K in K-mart stand for?


“What that’s terrible!”

“Oh no it’s a pregnant old lady man monster!”

“A fogery pregnant old lady man monster stole your towel, love the Tooth Fairy!”


“The cupboard door is not your sex toy.”

“I eat children.”


“Children are not food.”


“Thanks Tickelface! (P.S. You spelt “tickle” wrong. Love the Grammar Nazi!)

“That’s Tops!”

“When a woman has a baby she gets pregnant for seven months to a dogface lady man.”


What is this random garble of words and sentences? Why they are house sayings, Chris-isms, Melissa-isms, A.E.S.M-isms, inside-joke-isms and random-targets-towards-housemate-isms. I wonder how many can figure which ism they belong too. Why so many ism’s? For the last couple of weeks I have been a sign maker and putting these random sayings all over the flat, most likely out of randomness or procrastination.

Hey! My classes are very complicated this term. I am homesick! I have a lot on my mind. Procrastination is a wonderfully quick cure, so what if I am screwing myself in the end. :P

I can’t believe its April already in two months my random adventures in Australia may be nothing but memories. It makes me really sad. Perhaps my procrastination is a product of me wanting to prolong my stay?

Well yesterday would be the first time I met MEAN Canadians. They were entirely rude and unfriendly to me. ENTIRELY RUDE! Maybe it’s because I was working at Big W. I really wanted to tell them to go back to Canada, because they are making other Canadians look like hosers. I reckon they were Americans in disguise as Canadians, using our hard earned respect so people will be nice to them, mostly because they sounded American at first. It really annoys me to no end when Americans go overseas and pretend to be Canadians, because people are nicer to them. Half the time they can’t get it right either. My country earned the right for people to be nice to them because we are nice and Americans have no right to use our national identity as a way to be treated better. I am sorry but it's there fault people hate them so much. Sorry that's just my rant for the day. Nothing against Americans who actually say they are American by they way.

I have also been watching that Moment of Truth show. I am confused as to why one would publicly humiliate themselves whilst allowing complete strangers in there living rooms’ leagues away into their deep and personal secrets. I guess the lust for money and 15 minutes or so of fame is enough for them. I remember watching last weeks episode, which was apparently one of the most controversial ones in which a wife pretty much destroyed her entire marriage on national television. She lost it all on one question "Do you think you are a good person?" She said yes. However, her behaviour would imply other wise. She just previously finished answering a question beforehand which asked if she had sexual relations with someone other than her husband. The husband must have been just as humiliated. She lost more than $100,000, but that's just my opinion. I find humanity to be a very curious species indeed and to be a part of it confuses me just as much.

This blog entry is a product of my procrastination as well as rantings, musings and a very special e-mail chain. I really honestly should get on track.

P.S. This entry is actually being published on a Friday and not a Sunday. :P

1 comment:

Tristopher said...

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Melissaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,

I am satisfied with this post aside from the absence of phrases involving Fumble Mouth. I didn't know Americans would feign Canadianness but maybe it's a testament to how bad non-Canadians are at recognizing the divide between Americans and Canadians. There is a slight accent difference that one can pick up on: I think Canadian accents have a slightly more melodic tinge to them while American accents are more flat. It also shows though that Americans are conscious of being disliked. Hmm, racism.

However, if they were nasty Canadians then that is are too bad. Could you detect whether or not they were Yanks or Canucks?

Philis still wants to know why Canucks, who are neighbours of Norweigia, would have such interest in Canadia, which is far away from wherever it is Norweigia and Canucksville is.

PS: SEE, I DID READ YOUR ENTIRE ENTRY!!