Life and times of an astrophysist who is actually a former journalism student who is really a NERD nerdy retarded weird girl pretending to be an astrophysisist...mispelling INTENDED!

NERD nerdy retarded weird girl central...well mostly my mussings and random interludes whilst I am working towards getting a car and licence so my random adventures and time spent in Australia was worth while. It should be intersting Enjoy! While in Australia...I was sunburnt,went to Sydney and wrote my first novel. So far back in Canadia I have been couch hoping and meandering from city to city. More adventures to come. Hopefully they are as interesting as my Australia ones.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Dinner for T-Rex in Outer Space

I’ve had some interesting dreams lately.

For starters I keep getting chased by a Tyrannosaurus rex but I am not really scared of it. This T-rex seems to be a reoccurring character.

In this recent dream I was on space station or at least a building that I would say is technologically profound compared to now. Ashleigh McGlonagick would most likely remark that she was in nerd NERDY retarded paradise, but anyways Rex was on the lose eating the residents. Now that I think of it was kind of like the Alien movies, except it was a carnivorous dinosaur. Strangely enough the T-rex had a lizard tongue. I am not sure how to describe it but he or she or perhaps it as I am not sure of the sex of the beast, I am not really sure it matters. Gender doesn’t seem to be an issue for dinosaurs only humans. Hence the dinosaur could grab his victims with its tongue and swallow them whole. The more Rex ate the bigger he became.

Some of the survivors including me managed to capture him and put the monster into a jail cell. (A very dark cell.) In other words I kind of felt bad for Rex all alone in a cell. He seemed to shrink a bit too. However those in charge of the place were worried he would escape, so two guards were chosen to watch over the prison, one of them being me. Ironically I think I was male, equipped with military knowledge and physically fit, basically I potentially had the ability to out run Rex.

However, Rex somehow tricked the other guard into letting him out but disguising himself, rather badly as a pregnant old lady woman. I think this term was used as well as I was aware of his deception. Rex some how put on wig and an ugly blue dress. I was increasingly aware of the shadowy figure lurking in the jail cell.

Sure enough as soon as he escaped him ate the other guard who freed him. He began to chase me. I shot at him trying to shot his tongue off as that was his primary means eating. Sadly I was caught and he was about to eat me head first, but somehow he was stopped by another guard who came to help me. I thought perhaps it was a stomach upset as he had eaten a lot. I then remember grabbing the t-rex unnaturally little arms and pinned him to the wall with magnetic cups while he squirmed and resisted.

Later it was found out that the people he ate were still alive. It was merely a matter of getting them out of his stomach. I could see and hear people inside him. It was entirely weird.

P.S. It was sometime in April 2004 that I was thinking of going to Australia.


Princess Jo said...

Hi Melissa, exciting!

How time flies! Let me say, I am sooo very, very proud of how you have grown and developed whilst being here! You have spread your wings like a beautiful butterfly!


Breastly McStatic said...

Oh my god, do you realize April 18 was this Saturday just passed? The day I met Sam-Lady at your place. Did you are have any ephipahnic-type moments?

AN ENTIRE KATE!!! said...

Re your previous blog: That's Tops isn't a Chris-ism. IT'S AN ENTIRE KATE-ISM!!!

So is nooninooninooninoooninoooninooooo!

Sorry for the confusion.

(you're just mistaking my fat for a bunch of tumours and testicles!!!)

P.S. I don't like you.
P.P.S. I don't like Chris.
P.P.P.S. Chris looks weird.
P.P.P.P.S. Christ tried to eat me.