Life and times of an astrophysist who is actually a former journalism student who is really a NERD nerdy retarded weird girl pretending to be an astrophysisist...mispelling INTENDED!
NERD nerdy retarded weird girl central...well mostly my mussings and random interludes whilst I am working towards getting a car and licence so my random adventures and time spent in Australia was worth while. It should be intersting Enjoy! While in Australia...I was sunburnt,went to Sydney and wrote my first novel. So far back in Canadia I have been couch hoping and meandering from city to city. More adventures to come. Hopefully they are as interesting as my Australia ones.
Monday, September 12, 2005
How it all began
When I was 10 years-old I remember sitting in my grade five class watching a program about Australia. It was then that I thought I really want to go there some day. Nine years later during my first year of college. I thought I would like to go to school there. My plans didn't come into affect till my second year.
I haven't quite made the journey across the pond yet. I have another five months to go. After the tough decision of deciding what uni (that's what they call university there) I have finally picked one. All three I applied to accepted me. Now you may think it is very odd that I should chose to study Down Under. It is but, I always seem to do things the hard way. Yes it may be easier to study here in Canada, but it will be more of an experience over there. I will also be the first one in my family to travel outside of the country.
It isn't the accents, the beautiful beaches or the cornucopia of marsupials that are not found anywhere else in the world. It is somewhere different. It is the adventure. It is somewhere new. Now, I know that Australia won't be anything like the Crocodile Dundee movies, to think such would be ridiculous. Although, I have watched the movies from time to time. I would however suggest watching crocodile Dundee for mere amusement.
Now if I had second thoughts about going to Oz. I would not be able too. First off I paid the quite pricey tuition deposit and my plane ticket, which to my delight stops in Honolulu and Fiji. I am easily amused I guess you could say.
Currently I am waiting for my conformation of enrollment or a CoE, which I need to apply for a student visa and my student loan. Many things are need to be done before I can go to school. A friend of mine said she couldn't understand why I would want to do all that. Many have responded to my plans negatively, but I guess they will never understand.
I’m the prettiest. And well I really want to be the funniest along with the smartest. You see they rhyme." ~Officer Octogenarian “That’s King Gorilla Man too you mister nasty pants!”~King Gorilla Man Boobs “If the mints are complimentary and complimentary means free, how come I can’t eat them? Is it because I’m fat and your worried that I am going to eat them all because that’s what fat people do eat all the mints even if there not complimentary.” ~Philis Philmore “Neptune doesn’t have an ocean! It’s a gas planet made of gas not water. That’s like saying dolphins and whales had legs.”~Philis Philmore “You’re really insensitive to all things fat. Stop being a weird NERDY retarded weird girl.” ~Fat Bandit "No thank you I’ll seductively lick this banana."~Norma Normington “There’s an idiot parade? How come I was never invited?” ~ Mike Queensburry “You’re just as stupid as Columbus was mistaking Cuba for China."~ Ultra Nerd "Oh I suppose Mrs. Lachlan's Mum should get away with murder because its just a plant?”~Sarah Evans “I hate you. All my entire name does is make people have a migraine that borderlines a brain aneurism.”~ Finbarpurpleton